Fun: Crazy Things Clients Say

Sometimes clients come up with the most incredibly silly things to say. I’m in the mood for some fun today so I’ve rounded up a few funny examples of dumb things clients say. Take a look:


1. “I know what I like and what I don’t like and I know what I want and what I don’t want but I have nothing specific in mind.”

2. “I know that you gave us exactly what we asked for, but these are really not what we were hoping for.”

3. “My wife thinks the grey could use more colour. I want to keep it grey. Any ideas?”

4. “How can get the Google logo to go back to normal? I am tired of all the fancy stuff.”

5. “Just force people to like my website. You do design, it shouldn’t be hard.”

6. “Can you design this in 30 minutes? I have a presentation later.”

Hope this made you smile. For more such crazy client-talk head over to ClientsFromHell.
Tell me your funny stories and experiences, I can’t wait to hear them. :)


Photo manipulation based on an image courtesy of David Castillo Dominici at


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Alexandra Vezure

Mother, wife, friend and confidant. Graphic designer delivering high quality, creative services for over 10 years. Master in Adobe Photoshop (Brainbench License 8036895). Member of Social Psychology Network. Passionate about people and people's images. Read more on the about page and let's connect on Twitter, Facebook or Linkedin.

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